Sparky says that Snow White would be a better movie if the seven abominations were replaced with him playing all of the dwarfs. Sparky said that in the movie, he could have a fake beard and some props, but he could give me a quick demonstration.
Here is Sparky as Bashful.
l asked Sparky to play it a little more coy, and he gave me this.
Wow, tone it down, this is supposed to be a family flick, not some bawdy rom-com.