Until today, Sparky was good at every task that pays off with a treat. He can’t hope to compete on this one.
Valerie Perrine passed away today at 82 years old. That’s her on the left. The other woman is Caitlyn Jenner1.
Valerie was a minor league hottie, but was in some memorable movies like Superman and Slaughterhouse Five. She did topless scenes, which we liked, but could look really rough when she didn’t put in the effort.
One role she had was in a series that I had only heard of recently. It came out in the 1980’s. It’s called, Faerie Tale Theatre. The name and production values look like soft-core porn parody, but the actors are A-listers. Valerie Perrine appears with Billy Crystal and Jeff Goldblum.
After my nap, Sparky wanted to get a little more sleep.
Trump made a Pearl Harbor joke in front Japan’s prime minister and press. The Japanese will view that interaction much differently than Americans do. This post on X may offer some insight.
Do you truly understand what Japan just gained? As a Japanese citizen, I’m telling you—this moment changed history.
Trump’s Pearl Harbor joke wasn’t an insult. It was the key that finally unlocked something buried deep in the Japanese soul.
Microsoft says it is fixing Windows 11, but users have heard this before
Instead of bragging about shiny new features or pushing more AI into everything, the company [Microsoft] is basically saying, “we hear you,” and trying to clean up the mess that Windows 11 has become in some areas.
Too late.
Whoopi Goldberg, 70, reveals she still goes ‘bar hopping’ for ‘hit and run’ casual sex
This shrill harpy is only four years older than me.
There isn’t enough beer in the world to make that look good at the end of the night.
Pew Research: What Do Americans Consider Immoral?
People were asked whether a variety of activities are morally wrong. They missed some activities that normal people1 consider to be morally wrong, such as:
- Painting over wallpaper, rather than stripping the wall.
- Fraudulently dressing by stuffing a bra with tissues or a sock in the trousers.
- Using glue traps for mice.
- Deceptively serving non-alcoholic beer or decaffeinated coffee
- Calling anything milk that didn’t come from the tits of a mammal.
This is turning into a list of grievances, so let’s go to the Pew survey results.
President Trump was meeting with the Prime Minister of Japan, when a Japanese reporter asked why US allies weren’t given advanced notice before the attack on Iran.
Trump is a funny guy and just puts it out there.
NPR: Joe Kent’s co-author talks about the counterterrorism official’s resignation
If you know who Joe Kent is and are alarmed by his resignation, that’s a sign to go outside and touch grass, smoke grass, get some ass or go to Bass. Islands or Pro Shop, it doesn’t matter, just step away from the political theater.
During our morning fellowship, Sparky told me that under the ancient gods, it never snowed after St. Patrick’s Day. That’s why we drink green beer.
He’s not wrong.