Whoopi Goldberg, 70, reveals she still goes ‘bar hopping’ for ‘hit and run’ casual sex
This shrill harpy is only four years older than me.
There isn’t enough beer in the world to make that look good at the end of the night.
Pew Research: What Do Americans Consider Immoral?
People were asked whether a variety of activities are morally wrong. They missed some activities that normal people1 consider to be morally wrong, such as:
- Painting over wallpaper, rather than stripping the wall.
- Fraudulently dressing by stuffing a bra with tissues or a sock in the trousers.
- Using glue traps for mice.
- Deceptively serving non-alcoholic beer or decaffeinated coffee
- Calling anything milk that didn’t come from the tits of a mammal.
This is turning into a list of grievances, so let’s go to the Pew survey results.
President Trump was meeting with the Prime Minister of Japan, when a Japanese reporter asked why US allies weren’t given advanced notice before the attack on Iran.
Trump is a funny guy and just puts it out there.
NPR: Joe Kent’s co-author talks about the counterterrorism official’s resignation
If you know who Joe Kent is and are alarmed by his resignation, that’s a sign to go outside and touch grass, smoke grass, get some ass or go to Bass. Islands or Pro Shop, it doesn’t matter, just step away from the political theater.
During our morning fellowship, Sparky told me that under the ancient gods, it never snowed after St. Patrick’s Day. That’s why we drink green beer.
He’s not wrong.
7-ton asteroid lights up Northeast Ohio skies, fragments above Medina County
The boom was loud, deep and short. A crash or bang from the highway wouldn’t be such a deep bass sound. With the recent wind, trees have been falling over, but that would be cracking noise that would last longer.
Scientists Reveal the Simplest Rule for Building Strength
I’m glad we aren’t screwing up our workouts too much.
Space: Robert Goddard launched the 1st liquid-fueled rocket 100 years ago today
A hundred years ago, Robert Goddard launched the first liquid-fueled rocket, making him the ‘Father of Modern Rocketry’.
His historic 1926 flight in Auburn, Mass. saw a liquid oxygen-gasoline rocket fly 41 feet in altitude and come back to Earth in about 2.5 seconds.
but he sure as hell gives it a good effort.
Sparky got a stuffed lamb for Easter. It’s his favorite thing.
A few things:
I wasn’t being tricky. I intended to throw Lambchop over the couch, but it landed on that plastic bin where Sparky might not be able to reach it.
The couch is on the edge of the rug. Sparky is trying to get on the couch without much traction on the hardwood floor. Sparky’s diligence is inspirational.
Turns out my eldritch nephew is a fancy boy. When he was loading Linux on my computers, he was disappointed in the age of my computers. My situation is better and worse than he knows.