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Sparky is the salty boss, when the over-eager new guy comes in.

Watch the tails and the feet.  Rusty comes in with a big idea.  His tail is wagging like mad, but his shifty feet show that he isn’t sure how the boss is going to like it.

The boss is busy licking something and doesn’t want to be disturbed.  Sparky’s tail is straight out in the, “I’m not dicking around” position.  His front paws are planted.

After he lashes into Rusty, notice how Sparky’s tail wags happy in the end.

The dog formerly known as Rocco.

His new name is Rapey McHumpster.

When he was settled in, I went into the solarium without Sparky so we could get acquainted.  He got up on his hind legs to say hello.  I thought he might be one of those fancy dogs who knows how to dance, like Scooby-Doo or Marmaduke.  When he grabbed my leg like he was drowning, I knew we weren’t dancing. 

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Two flavors of beagle

A few months after Sparky moved in, I took him across the street to meet Carl.  They got along well, and he didn’t even mind Sparky taking a shit in his pachysandras.  Carl told me that there are short beagles and tall beagles.  Like they were different styles of the same breed.

Carl is 96 years-old, and says interesting things, but it may not all be strictly true.  I remain skeptical of his thoughts on the medicinal uses of cobwebs and turpentine.

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