You’d think a guy would be self-conscious if his breath smelled like his poop, but Sparky thinks it’s funny. I had a colleague at NoRo who thought it was funny to cut a silent, but deadly fart, then call a student up to his desk for a chat. It’s fine, he was a coach and the student was one of his players.
I was taking a nap when Sparky thought it would be a good prank to hop up on the couch and blow into my face. I almost gagged.
I don’t know why Sparky’s breath occasionally smells like poop. He enjoys goose poop, but we don’t have geese here. In cold weather, like now, Sparky likes to carry a frozen turd in his teeth like a cigar. I’ve never gotten a photo, but he looks like this.
Sparky hadn’t gone outside in a couple of hours, drank water and played with Mr. Moose. How can his breath smell like that?
My theory is that Sparky is a tube. He can pee or poop whenever he wants. We’ve gone on a walk, he’s taken a big dump, then if the situation requires it, taken another dump 5 minutes later. Maybe he can fart out of his mouth. That’s my theory.