Winter is coming.

Maps show where winter storm threatens to bring heavy snow, brutal cold this weekend

I sympathize with my former colleagues.  A snow-pocalypse over the weekend doesn’t help at all.  If this hit on Monday, they might get two snow days out of it.

I try to sympathize with my alma mater, but Clemson, South Carolina and the entire region, are so useless in snow, it’s hard to relate.   Their ineptitude is why I should be charitable.

They are probably beyond the flood-Winn-Dixie-to-buy-bread-and-milk phase, and are outside chopping wood.  Fine.  If you need firewood, it should have been split a year ago, but whatever.

They act like this because when a storm is coming, they feel like they should do something.  In this part of South Carolina, they don’t have to do anything.  Any snow will be gone in a day.  If there is any ice, don’t drive at all. 

The ice doesn’t have to be on the road.  If there is ice anywhere, and the road looks wet, then make your peace with God. 

My only concern is whether or not we should car pool for Game Night on Sunday.  When there is a snow ban on street parking, a few guys have to park down the road.

The NOAA weather alert provides this part:

If travel is absolutely necessary, drive with extreme caution. Consider taking a winter storm kit along with you, including such items as tire chains, booster cables, flashlight, shovel, blankets and extra clothing.   Also take water, a first aid kit, and anything else that would help you survive in case you become stranded.

Very little is absolutely necessary, but I like the idea of dicking around with a winter storm kit for my truck.  I have a compressor, jumper cables, flashlights, and a shovel in my kit, but that’s it.

I’ve been cutting up old blankets to make jumpsuits for Sparky.  I regret that. 

Along with finding blankets and extra clothing, my muck boots could go in there.  I probably have some old school road flares.  Maybe a slingshot and rabbit snares in case I have to forage for protein.  Add the backpacker stove to cook the rabbit. 

I should go through all my backpacking kit to see what would be useful.  The sleeping bag for sure.  I’m never going to use that stuff.  Maybe check my scuba gear also.  And duplicate hunting gear.

This is going to be fun.

NPR makes me laugh.

NPR:  The ICE surge is fueling fear and anxiety among Twin Cities children

I like to listen to NPR when I wake up, and am still half-asleep.  The mellow reporter lulls be back to sleep, or there is a story so delightfully melodramatic, that I am awake and ready to join the world.

“Every single patient I saw yesterday, we had some discussion over the increased stress, trauma, worry, anxiety, depression that is stemming from the presence of ICE in our communities,” says Dr. Razaan Byrne, a Minneapolis-based pediatrician at Children’s Minnesota, a pediatric health system.

Governor Walz and Mayor Frey are encouraging the locals to resist and impede federal law enforcement, and the locals are dragging their children along as props to these little rebellions, and I’m supposed to be moved.  I can only laugh and wonder.

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Let’s rent Greenland.

Greenland must be good for something. 

It’s 50 times bigger than regular Denmark, so they need it to maintain a significant footprint on the globe.  If the US owns Greenland, Canada feels claustrophobic, but otherwise, who cares?

Whatever resources or strategic advantages there are in Greenland, the US can access with a long-term lease.  The US maintains Guantanamo Naval Base in Cuba, and we don’t even like them.  If an American thinks about Denmark, we think of those butter cookies in the blue cookie tin or we are thinking about the Netherlands by mistake.

Trump has a Greenland strategy that isn’t obvious, but we don’t need to be concerned.

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Sparky is checking out his sniper’s nest.

Sparky says this is a high-traffic pinch point because it’s the easiest way to get passed the highway fence.  If I can get him a Mosin–Nagant, he says the coyote problem will be resolved.

Karl may have one.  Hell, Karl may have Häyhä old rifle.  He collects all kinds of stuff, and has a good opinion of Sparky.  Karl could have a Suomi KP/-31, but he’d never let a dog use a submachine gun.

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Sparky goes full winter wolf.

We had a thunder blizzard for a few minutes today.  Sparky says that thunder and lightning don’t frighten him, but it does get him keyed up and ready for action.

When we went outside, Sparky went all winter wolf.  Now he wants me to make him a winter camo jacket like a Finnish sniper.

In this photo, he looks more like a Swedish meatball.

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