Nobody does a big show like England. 

Melania’s Spy vs Spy hat looks great.  It’s probably intentional that the color matches Trump’s necktie.  It’s cute that Trump and Melania are holding hands as they walk from the helicopter. 

Why do Kate and Camilla have purses?  Kate looks so skinny.  Chemotherapy really takes a toll.  Maybe Camilla has a few biscuits or scones in case somebody gets hungry.

Kate seems nice, but Camilla just seems so frumpy.

You know Trump is thinking that these carriages need a little more gold trim.

Through out this production, different bands played The Star Spangled Banner three or four times.  That’s a nice gesture, but it seems like they could just play My Country Tis of Thee/God Save the King, and everyone could sing along in their heads. 

Trump maintains a conversation with the Royal Grenadier or pikemen or whatever he is.  I would only have two questions.  Is your hat really made of bear fur?  Can I touch your hat?

Of course they bring out the bagpipes to play Scotland the Brave.  Wales gets screwed over because they don’t have a good song.  Most countries don’t.

Wales always gets screwed over.  Nobody knows where it is, and nothing comes to mind when you think of Wales or the Welch.  Well, “welching” on a bet, Welch’s grape jelly, and that’s it.  Worldly people may know that Wales has a ridiculous language.

Anyway, they put on a nice welcoming ceremony.

One thing confuses me.  I understand King Charles, but is Camilla the queen?  Did she have a coronation and all that?  I thought the royal spouse was a prince or princess.  This video is from Sky News out of Australia, so they aught to know.