This sounds so much like The Hunger Games, I can’t wait to see how this works out.
Sparky was just being dramatic. All he really wanted was for me to throw a frozen meatball in to the snack pit.
Sparky says that I’m spending too much time online. He’s afraid that I’m getting radicalized, and should go outside and touch grass.
Sparky is trying to use automatic mind control to assert his will.
Fox News: Gil Gerard, actor who played Buck Rogers, dies at 82
Back when science fiction could be sexy, Gil Gerard was Buck Rogers.
Winter is tough on Sparky. He makes the best of it, sticking his snout in the snow looking for mice or walking around with a frozen turd in his mouth like Triumph the Insult Dog. To throw him a bone, I took him along for my hair cut appointment.
Anita has been cutting my hair for thirty years, and everybody at the shop likes Sparky. He gets a lot of attention, and was exhausted.
We finally have a sunny day, so here is security cam footage of Sparky taking his first piss of the day. It’s 8:30 am and 14o , so under watchful eyes, Sparky is on his own.
A month ago, after my Keurig shit the bed, I replaced it with a Ninja. When Hertz was the biggest car rental company, Avis advertised that, “We’re number 2, so we try harder.” Maybe Keurig had been slacking.
The Ninja is a good setup. I am not a coffee snob, but figure the Ninja has enough brewing options that anyone should be able to dial it in.
How does the corporate media manage to make the Epstein story so boring?
Epstein was a guy who came up out of nowhere, amassed a fortune, was the friend of everyone important, had a party island designed for black mail and ‘committed suicide’ while the highest profile person in custody. Epstein didn’t kill himself, but everyone in power says that he did.