Oh Good Lord.

It’s customary, I get that.  It’s fitting that Obama’s Presidential Center has a basketball court, but no presidential library.  Why did they put these people on display for the party?

Joe Biden looks like he is already dead. The sunglasses are there so we can’t see the glowing embers in his eye sockets.

Jill Biden acts like the party is for Joe, because he did such a good job and answered every question.

George W. looks like he was being coerced to show up.  Is someone holding paper on George?  I get presidential collegiality, but that just means keeping your mouth shut. 

Laura Bush looks like she doesn’t give a shit.

Gotta hand it to Bill Clinton.  He always looks to be having a good time.  Bill seems to be staring at the Obama daughter with the bouncy tits.

The other Obama daughter looks blasted or strung out.

Is that supposed to be Hillary to the left of Bill?  I thought it was a hedge witch or dark elf, or whatever entity can capture and manipulate a man’s soul.

Obama and Michelle look good.  The bulge isn’t visible at all. 

Laura and Bouncy Tits seem like the only authentic people, the rest are phony.

I did check out the merch available at the Obama gift shop.  I was hoping to get a dashiki like you used to could get at Busch Gardens.  No luck, but there was a hoodie for dogs.  It says, “Voted cutest”.  If it said, “Paws Up, don’t shoot!”, I’d consider spending the forty bucks.