Mousy White girls all look the same.

After my last post, Youtube fed me this girl-band version of Foggy Mountain Breakdown.  The video is edited so different instruments appear as needed, and musicians are positioned next to each other to coincide with the section of the song.

I started to think I was racist or sexist or ageist, because I couldn’t tell the musicians apart .

Then, I thought maybe it’s just your typical, inbred, hill-billy family of musical prodigies.

After that, it occurred to me that someone who wanted to start a clone farm, might decide to start with an army of mousy White girls with unthreatening upper body strength.  “Starlight” is a good name for a clone farm.

Finally, I thought it might be camera trickery of one musician playing all parts, so I analyzed this shot.

How many pairs of cowboy boots could she have?  It looks like two, but the jeans are definitive.  It seems to be one talented musician.

I am tempted to suggest that she should have worn five completely different outfits to sell the ruse.  I won’t because that’s what my middle manager brother would do, and since my musical talent is limited to playing the intro to Smoke on the Water or Iron Man, I will only applaud her talent and dedication.

She would benefit from resistance training.  Being skinny isn’t the same as being toned.  Would it hurt to practice outside?   Get some sun, or at least take a vitamin D supplement.

Her name is Millie Meunier and she’d got an album and other videos.  Sparky liked Orange Blossom Special.

I would have shot some video of him listening, but putting on pants and getting my phone would have ruined it.  I chose to stay in the moment.

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