Sparky is proud of his tracking and stalking skills, even though all he’s caught so far is a baby chipmunk and a raccoon tail. When he started leading me along our woodland path, he was promoted to Master Scout in the KISS Army.
Sparky takes me for a walk.
Sparky took a dump, and for that, I am thankful. He thought that completed his objectives for the day
My nephew’s dog, Ozzie, just passed away after a long and happy life. If Ozzie is like his cousin Sparky, what he wants most is to hang out with his smart human. Ozzie got to do that every day, so he lived his best life.
I could be watching The Acolyte, or some other queer new show, but instead, I’m working my way through Xena: The Warrior Princess. It can be campy and ridiculous, but the women are attractive and dress to distract.
TV shows targeting modern audiences prioritize degenerate representation, but Xena is for normal people. I don’t know what to make of this episode. The centaur got his human girlfriend pregnant. This proud couple raises some uncomfortably porny questions. The idea keep pushing it’s way into my brain.
Xena and Gabrielle are professionals, so they act like this relationship is entirely conventional. We need Joxer or Autolycus to ask the awkward questions.
Oh, I’m not missing anything. Sparky and I talk all the time. For example, the photo above, Sparky is saying, “Are we going for a walk, or what? We aren’t going to prom, just put some pants on and let’s go.”
Box Office Mojo provides up-to-date ticket sales for movies that are in theatrical release. Looking back 20 years, there is a trend that hasn’t been commented on elsewhere. Based on the trend, movie theaters will close and more movies will be sequels.
This survey on tipping is interesting because nobody knows what they are supposed to do. Tipping etiquette used to be an element of American culture, but “tipping culture” wasn’t a thing. With social media, someone says the rules have changed, it goes viral, and becomes part of tipping culture.
Everything you need to know is on this graph.
Proclamation on the Termination Of Emergency With Respect To The Southern Border Of The United States And Redirection Of Funds Diverted To Border Wall Construction.
WH.Gov: Biden upens the Southern border.
On the first day of President Biden’s term, he rolled back Trump’s border policies.
FoxNews: Biden wants to close the border.
“To protect America as a land that welcomes immigrants, we must first secure the border and secure it now,” he said. “Simple truth is there is a worldwide migrant crisis and if the United States doesn’t secure our border, there’s no limit to the number of people who might try to come here, because there’s no better place on the planet than the United State of America.”
Biden should hand the keys to Trump right now and apologize to America.
Americans who knew the border invasion was a threat and bad for American citizens will not be fooled, and will remain Trump voters.
Americans who consider the border invasion to be beneficial and good for the Democratic Party, will be angry that Biden threw them under the bus and disgruntled Biden voters.
Biden did the same thing with the Israel/Palestine issue. He pissed off everyone.
CNBC: Nestle launches Vital Pursuit
People take these to work, and eat with their friends. “Healthy Choice” and “Lean Cuisine” invite criticism if you courteously accept a cupcake that someone brought in for Dessert Thursday. “Hungry Man” announces that even you don’t believe you are big-boned. “Marie Callender’s” declares that you really are better than them.
More food brands should be named like a military operation.
Taco Bell could move into frozen meals under the “Rolling Thunder” or “Urgent Fury” brand
Have a “Vital Pursuit” for lunch with a couple of Red Bulls, and you are Tommy Lee Jones, going after The Fugitive. Your afternoon plan may be to teach Algebra 1 to a bunch of mopes who sniffed out all the dry erase markers, but you’re ready for that too.
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