Category: Sparky (Page 4 of 26)

Sparky is playing it cool.

Another thunderstorm is rolling through, this time with plenty of lightning.  Sparky is on high alert.  When I decided to use the bathroom, Sparky had to figure out how to maintain decorum while never being farther than a body length away.

His conversational gambit was awkward enough, I had to take a photo.

Sparky hears the pope.

“I hear the pope.  He’s underground, right here.  Dig! Dig!”

I already explained this.  The pope isn’t missing, they haven’t chosen a new pope yet.

“Get a shovel.  Before he gets away.”

Do you know what the pope is?

“Sure, popes have a pointy head, digger hands and a weird mouth.”

Are you thinking of moles? 

You aren’t allowed to search for the pope anymore.

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