“I hear the pope. He’s underground, right here. Dig! Dig!”
I already explained this. The pope isn’t missing, they haven’t chosen a new pope yet.
“Get a shovel. Before he gets away.”
Do you know what the pope is?
“Sure, popes have a pointy head, digger hands and a weird mouth.”
Are you thinking of moles?
You aren’t allowed to search for the pope anymore.
Sparky was relaxing in the grass when I told him that the search was on for a new pope. He was immediately alert and offered to help.
Sparky needs a pocket Holstein to pal around with.
Sparky thought he looked slick in his ninja suit. The reality didn’t match the image in his head. That’s fine, it happens to everyone.
Why does that happen so often with yoga pants?
My sister used ChatGPT to portray Sparky as a samurai. Sparky thinks that’s a good idea, but I’m not so sure.
A weather front came in, so we got a short downpour. Storms make Sparky squirrelly, so he suggested that we open up the birthday vodka from my sister. Sparky said when traveling abroad, he had some and really liked it, but that was a long time ago.
Sparkidemus makes an appearance for Good Friday.
After watching a few episodes of The Chosen, Sparky decided that the pharisees were dicks, but Nicodemus seemed like a decent guy.
Drug to Extend Dogs’ Lives May Be Approved by FDA
The drug aims to extend the lifespan of senior dogs and maintain their quality of life as they age, building on the company’s previous RXE acceptance for a longevity drug specifically targeting the short lifespan of large breed dogs.
I don’t get how this works. I assume that dogs and people have similar physiologies, and two years living with Sparky hasn’t changed my mind. I have a developed prefrontal cortex and Sparky can poop whenever he wants, otherwise, our bodies work pretty much the same way.
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