Category: Sparky (Page 3 of 55)

Sparky doesn’t do turkey treats.

We went to Menards to pick up a couple of pieces of aspen wood for the headboard.  I was being nice by picking up a bag of dog treats for Sparky.

Sparky made gagging sounds and said, “thunder chicken chow?  bleh!”

I guess a thunder chicken is a turkey.  The irony is if that if Sparky found turkey shit in the woods, he’d probably slurp it up like a jello shot.  Probably.  He really likes goose shit.

These treats are from Blue Buffalo, so they aren’t cheap.  Sparky is going to keep getting these until he comes around or refuses treats.

Sparky has a busy day.

On the night watch, we encountered a skunk.  Luckily, I saw the skunk first.  Sparky never saw it, but when he picked up the scent, he really wanted to track it.   I had his leash, so we continued up to the house, but Sparky is thrilled that he scared off the intruder.  That’s how he tells the story, and he will be talking about this for days.

Sparky takes a rare nap.

Sparky keeps his afternoons free to relax, but he is usually only 60% asleep.  Or 70%, who knows?  He naps with his eyes open so he doesn’t miss a car ride or any chance of food.  

Sparky may have been warn out from that exciting dawn patrol, or he thinks there is little chance of a car ride or more snacks.

Dawn patrol

Rabbit spotted near the central briar patch.  Sparky is getting much better at looking where I am pointing, rather than just looking at my hand.  The rabbit was pinned down in the brush.  Sparky tried a pincher movement to surround the rabbit, but since he is the only dog, the rabbit just ran away.

Sparky is pretty proud of himself because his strategy almost worked.

I ate a free apple off of the honey crisp tree that I planted 12 years ago.  Don’t get excited, bugs also like honey crisp apples, so very few are presentable.

I almost walked into a spider web.  That was exciting and I still have the creeps.

Sparky just told me about National Dog Day.

Sparky just told me that today is National Dog Day.  He says that he has been hinting around all day, but I wasn’t picking up on it. 

In my defense, Sparky is naturally charming and attentive, so it wasn’t obvious that he was being an extra good dog.

I will give him another piece of orange chicken to celebrate his day.

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