
This is how Sparky sees himself when he’s got a frozen turd in his mouth.
This is what it’s really like.

This is how Sparky sees himself when he’s got a frozen turd in his mouth.
This is what it’s really like.

Sparky was just being dramatic. All he really wanted was for me to throw a frozen meatball in to the snack pit.

Sparky says that I’m spending too much time online. He’s afraid that I’m getting radicalized, and should go outside and touch grass.

Sparky is trying to use automatic mind control to assert his will.

Winter is tough on Sparky. He makes the best of it, sticking his snout in the snow looking for mice or walking around with a frozen turd in his mouth like Triumph the Insult Dog. To throw him a bone, I took him along for my hair cut appointment.
Anita has been cutting my hair for thirty years, and everybody at the shop likes Sparky. He gets a lot of attention, and was exhausted.
We finally have a sunny day, so here is security cam footage of Sparky taking his first piss of the day. It’s 8:30 am and 14o , so under watchful eyes, Sparky is on his own.

We’re watching Stranger Things. Sparky doesn’t like it so much.
Sparky is my snow dog.
Whenever I read an article about science dogs, the photos always look phony or too precious. Sparky has a great range and always looks authentic. He should be a dog model.
This wasn’t a photo shoot, just some pictures I took when we were on a car ride.
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