Author: Richard Nestoff (Page 13 of 70)

Sparky is offended by the assumption that I got my cold from him.

Oh yeah, he finally got about of bed around noon.  That gave me time to consider adapting my cold mitigation protocol for him.

For breakfast, I gave him a can of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup.  It’s the regular chicken soup, the kind you only have when you’re sick.  Not the good, chunky, kind with chicken and dumplings, or broccoli and cheese.

I was going to give him just a half-can, but there is nothing in that stuff, but broth and noodles.  He got the whole can, diluted with water.  Sparky lapped it up with no regrets. 

Don’t give me that bit about there being too much salt for dogs.  Sparky and I don’t go for that new age jibber-jabber.  If I can eat it, then Sparky can too.  It doesn’t go both ways, and that is where Sparky takes umbrage.

Sparky thinks I should at least try goose shit or raccoon tail.  I am unpersuaded.  He says that I don’t value his perspective.

That led to other issues that we had to hash out.

I don’t even know if that’s possible, but with viruses, something isn’t possible until it happens, or everything is possible all the time.

Bird flu infects animals.

Just days after the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) issued a new order that all raw (unpasteurized) milk must be tested for bird flu, reports have emerged of animals dying of the virus.

In Los Angeles County, the public health department is investigating the deaths of two cats that reportedly consumed recalled raw milk.

After drinking the milk, the felines displayed symptoms that included lack of appetite, fever and neurologic issues, according to a press release from the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health.

That just doesn’t sound plausible.  Cows don’t even like birds.   Haven’t I seen articles about how milk shouldn’t be given to cats?  It’s sounds like fake news so the USDA can hassle people about drinking raw milk.  Isn’t it more likely that the cat ate a sick bird?

In the last couple of days, Sparky has been snorting quite bit.  Not an animal snort, that can mean anything, but a people snort.  The rapid inhale through the nose, while raising the head, to clear the sinuses.

When Sparky snorts, it’s pitiful.  He has to stop, looks down, and aggressively snorts several times.  He can’t keep walking or do anything else when he snorts.  It’s heart-breaking because I want to help, but there’s nothing I can do.

It’s like watching your girlfriend vomit.  You hold her hair and murmur something supportive because the entire situation is humiliating and you’d like to make it less uncomfortable.

Sparky sniffs with reckless abandon.   It’s surprising that he doesn’t suck up more debris and have to sneeze or snort all the time.  He doesn’t.  Most of our friends have never seen him snort.

Yesterday, he was snorting pretty often.  This morning, after he got out of bed, we chatted for a bit, went out for a piss, and he went back to bed.  That’s very unusual.  Typically, he would lay by the wood stove and dog nap.  

So, Sparky and I have a cold.  At least that’s my conclusion.  Sparky won’t mope or complain about it as much as I will.