Sparky wanted to go out and make new friends. His tail was smiling, but it didn’t make it to his face.
The construction guys sent the tire buyer to the aux driveway, so everything worked out.
Author: Richard Nestoff (Page 11 of 130)
This is fun.
They have to dig up the waterline to hook up Jerry’s house, across the street. It wouldn’t be an issue except a guy is coming over soon to buy the wheels and snow tires from my last Tacoma. If the guy calls, as I requested, he can park in the aux driveway.
He won’t call, and it will be a charlie-foxtrot as he interrupts the excavation.
This is how Sparky sees himself when he’s got a frozen turd in his mouth.
This is what it’s really like.
This sounds so much like The Hunger Games, I can’t wait to see how this works out.
Sparky was just being dramatic. All he really wanted was for me to throw a frozen meatball in to the snack pit.
Sparky says that I’m spending too much time online. He’s afraid that I’m getting radicalized, and should go outside and touch grass.
Sparky is trying to use automatic mind control to assert his will.
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Winter is tough on Sparky. He makes the best of it, sticking his snout in the snow looking for mice or walking around with a frozen turd in his mouth like Triumph the Insult Dog. To throw him a bone, I took him along for my hair cut appointment.
Anita has been cutting my hair for thirty years, and everybody at the shop likes Sparky. He gets a lot of attention, and was exhausted.