Author: Richard Nestoff (Page 1 of 53)

Somebody understands my dog.

Beagles 101

I tried doing my dog breed research before getting Sparky, but all the information was so vague.  This article from a beagle rescue in Oregon, gets the breed.  Dog writers really need an editor, but they make good points.

Beagles need guidance as they are extremely smart.

Everything Sparky does is deliberate.  He makes no mistakes.  Sparky won’t try to do a thing, I just turn my back, and he’s done it.

Trash, food, candy dishes..nothing is sacred to a beagle. They are NOT the type of dog you can be watching TV with while eating a pizza and expect to get up to answer the phone and returning to anything other than an empty pizza box..if that!

Sparky is a trash hound.  He pays no attention to the garbage can, unless he can get to it.  Then, when I’m not looking, he takes what he wants.  Three times, Sparky has stolen a loaf of bread because I put grocery bags on the floor.  He ignores it until I take some canned food downstairs.  Sparky also stole a bag of marshmallows. 

Some are bolters and dashers, others are wanderers. It’s not that they are running away from you or your home..it’s just that they are running “to” something that caught their noses.

Sparky has gotten out of the house five times.  He is so charming and polite that he lulls me into complacency.  He’s never bolts out of the door.  I watch a TV show, then notice that Sparky is gone because I left a door open somewhere.

Beagles simply cannot be trusted to be off-leash, or to consistently obey their owners when they are outside.

Sparky’s brush anchor makes him think he can’t run away.  He gets stuck often enough that he doesn’t try to wander off.  When given a command, Sparky doesn’t obey.  He either agrees or doesn’t.

It may seem at times that they forgot everything you taught them. Not true. They just make decisions on their own sometimes.

Beagles are not programmed to please their people…they are more like party animals who manipulate you into thinking they want to please you.

Sparky is bullshitting me all the time.

Beagles are house dogs; not “outside” dogs. They are very social and people-oriented. They are very pack oriented and consider YOU their pack so naturally, they are not happy in the yard by themselves.

This doesn’t seem like it’s true, because Sparky loves sniffing around in the yard and woods, but I think it is.  I put up a dog-run cable for Sparky.  He can roam a 100 feet, even into the woods a bit, and 10 feet on either side.  If I put him on the cable and go in the house, he sits in the yard looking at the patio door. 

Sparky is a cute puzzle.

Democrats are in charge.

The Republicans took the House, Senate and presidency, but only because Democrats made it happen.  Not the Democratic Party, they are off in the weeds, but people who were Democrats not too long ago.  Trump wasn’t a Republican when he was a TV personality and real estate developer in NYC.  He was the first president to take office in favor of gay marriage. 

Establishment Republicans don’t have to learn a lesson from this because Trump has pushed most of them out of office.

The 2020 Election was shady.

Being a heterodox free-thinker, students would occasionally ask if I believed in conspiracy theories.  A group of people colluding on a secret plan to do something sneaky?  Sure, conspiracies happen all the time.  Of course they meant “conspiracy theories”, like faking the Moon landing or something along that line.

You shouldn’t read any further because I intend to discuss a conspiracy theory.

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Sparky is paying attention.

Sparky shit on his friend, Mr. Moose, but the strength of their friendship has allowed them to move passed their differences.

That’s nice, but I wasn’t going to touch a shitty moose and I sure as hell didn’t want Sparky dragging it around my house.  Mr. Moose was washed in the laundry sink, and thrown in the dryer with a load of t-shirts.

Here’s the weird thing.  Sparky recognized Mr. Moose in the bottom of the laundry basket.  I brought up two baskets of laundry to sort as I watched Youtube.  Sparky has no interest in laundry, other than getting to sit on the couch with me.

Mr. Moose was washed with laundry detergent, so smelled like everything else in the basket.  Sparky’s situational awareness is greater than I expected.  His tail shows his eagerness to be back with his old mate.

I moved the basket to the couch to get a photo of Mr. Moose without Sparky’s head in the way.  Even that was a near thing as Sparky ignored all propriety and jumped up on the furniture to supervise the rescue of Moose.

The grey corduroy object, indicated by the red arrow, is Mr. Moose.

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Sparky the Brave

Representative illustration

Sparky the Brave squared off with a possum1 last night.

We needed to go out just before bed.  Sparky wasn’t wearing a collar or leash, but he’d had a big day and was drowsy, so I didn’t think it would be a problem if I kept him on task.  Sparky hopped off the deck, headed for the area that passes for his bathroom.  I was still on the deck, but 10 feet from him when he spotted the possum in front and to the left.  Sparky went to his alert-ready stance.

Have you ever stumbled upon a possum?  It’s scary.  Possums and raccoons are the bold thugs of the suburbs.  It’s like taking an early morning walk in your neighborhood, and passing a couple of guys carrying obviously stolen goods.  If you just keep walking, nobody gets hurt.  If you want a confrontation, they will stand and fight, rather than cut and run.

I was afraid that if I ran toward Sparky, that would force a decision, and he would bolt and engage.  I walked toward him, calling him back.  Sparky cautiously approached the possum to figure out what he needed to do. 

Sparky isn’t trained, but taught.  He knows that I want him to come, but he views it more as a suggestion, rather than a command.  He squared off with the possum, but the possum wasn’t running or attacking, so Sparky was circling. 

Since the possum wasn’t taking action, Sparky came over to discuss our next move.  I snatched him up.  Sparky wanted to go back to resolve the situation, but didn’t know how we’d go about that.  When I had him, he squirmed a bit, but that seemed performative.

Based on his response, Sparky doesn’t have much experience with possums.  If he did, they would be natural competitors.  Possums eat ticks.  Ticks bring Lyme disease.  Sparky likes having Lyme disease because he gets to eat peanut butter.  Possums eat other insects, rodents and any other tiny thing.  They are also excellent scavengers with a great sense of smell.  That is a niche that Sparky enjoys.  Although possums look frightening and repulsive, they are good to have around.

1 A possum and an opossum are not the same thing, but colloquially, we call them both possums.

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