If it’s not a preponderance of mushrooms, then it’s a toxic car fire on the highway.  Leave me out of it.  I won’t even scramble a drone to investigate.  Fortunately there is a slight breeze to the South, so this will be easy to ignore.

It was probably one of those modern vehicles who thinks humans should just obey.  It would be no surprise if the driver refused a call from his mother, so his phone told his car to self-immolate.  Something along that line.

I could check local Facebook, but the social media bots have got their story straight by now.