I like my strawberries with cream.  Nobody sells anything good for whipping cream, so I invented this thing.

These “coffee frothers” cost about twelve bucks, use two batteries, rotate super fast, then bog down as soon as something needs frothed.

If you need to mix something that doesn’t mix easily, like protein powder, or want to whip cream, this is worthless.

The next step up is a corded immersion blender like this.

Too big, too powerful, has a power cord and costs sixty bucks.

I just want something cordless and powerful enough to whip cream.  This should exist as an accessory, but doesn’t.

A cordless Dremel Light costs fifty bucks, is powerful and can take a variety of tool bits.

There should be a whisk bit that fits into the Dremel, but there isn’t.  I took the whisk off of my crappy battery-powered whisk, bought a set of chucks for the Dremel, and put it all together.

The result is a cordless tool that beats the shit out of heavy cream on the lowest speed.  On the highest speed, it can stir a pot full of chili.

As a bonus, I can swap in the file drum and use it to trim dog toe nails like a professional.

I’m not going to do that because I have another Dremel, but I could.