Statues Of Random Fat Black Women Popping Up Worldwide

Those aren’t fat Black women.  Statues #2 and #4 would be overweight, but #2 looks like she’d be too tall and #4 carries too much weight in her belly.  I’m assuming that a fat Black woman is the same as a fat Black lady.

Back in the day, the cafeterias at Ohio State were staffed with fat Black ladies.  The barbecue restaurant, Hot Sauce Williams, on Carnegie Avenue could have been famous for their fat Black ladies.  Those are the places that come to mind, but they aren’t limited to food service.  Fat Black ladies are the best.

Fat Black ladies don’t care.  They do their jobs at a steady, unhurried pace.  They maintain a disengaged and neutral demeanor.  If a customer makes unreasonable demands of a fat Black lady, she doesn’t get angry or upset.  She walks away and is done with that person.  You can talk to her manager, she doesn’t care.

Don’t interfere with a fat Black lady’s work.  Don’t criticize her or her employer.  Don’t bullshit.  Stick to that, and fat Black ladies are delightful.  For some reason, they all sound like they came from the South.  The older ones call everybody ‘honey’.  They are funny, have interesting stories and make good sense.

There is a reason that there is a sub-genre of movies where male comedians play fat Black ladies.  Martin Lawrence and Tyler Perry come to mind.

Those fat Black ladies deserve a statue, but Time Square isn’t the place for it.