Sparky wanted to recreate this photo of President Johnson holding his beagle up by the ears.  With Sparky’s belly, I’m afraid his ears would come off.  I obviously can’t tell him that, so just said that I can’t find my suit.

Sparky wasn’t impressed by LBJ shaking hands with his dog.  He thinks Blanco looks like a dumb ass.  Sparky is envious and suspicious of dogs with luxurious fur.  He likes how his seal fur lets him slide through brush and brambles, and thinks that slick dogs should get more acclaim.

Yuki riding on the back of President Johnson’s Cadillac has the twin virtues of being fun and dangerous.  Sparky is going to talk about this photo for weeks. 

After seeing President Johnson howling with Yuki, Sparky says that being president seems like a pretty easy job.