BBC:  Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has called anti-government protesters “troublemakers” and “a bunch of vandals” just trying “to please the president of the US”.

Trump has everybody all wee-wee’ed up.  For some reason, a million people are taking to the streets in Iran, so the government shut down the electrical grid and internet.  Elon Musk turned the internet back on using satellites so the protestors can get back to social media.  I wish them all well, but I’ve got my own problems.

For some reason, Sparky’s head smells like poop, he thinks it’s funny, and I caught nose cancer by getting close enough to smell him.

I gave him a bath a few days ago, so it would seem like a betrayal to give him another bath so soon.