Sparky just returned from a three-day camping trip to Punderson State Park.  Friends and I got to go with him.  Sparky wanted me to ask him some questions to help him tell his story.

When I go in for a minute, you are tethered outside the bathroom at night.  Does that seem dangerous or scary?

“Dangerous?  I am not in danger.  I am the danger.  I am the one who knocks.”

Have you been watching Breaking Bad again? 

“Yup.  When you went to visit Ginger and Prudence, I push the buttons.  I watch it like this.”

Well, good.  I want you to be comfortable.  How do you like living in the camper?

“My bed smelled too clean, so I fixed it.  I rubbed my stink on the bed, and slobbered on Mr. Moose and Bunny.  Now my bed is good.”

“I was worried that there weren’t other soft places to lay down, but I can watch everything from my bed, so you don’t have to worry.”

Yeah, I would hate to think you weren’t always staring at me.   Having a little camper isn’t so bad.

“It seemed like this little house would be too small to play Search and Rescue.  I’m really good at that game, so I tried not to win to easily.”

To be fair, that video is only the last third of your search.  It was a little difficult.

“Yeah, it was a little difficult.  I like when we go outside, and I can chase the car.  That’s a little difficult too.”

Yeah, that tired you out.

“I liked the car ride home.  That was interesting.”

The car ride tired you out too.

“I wasn’t sleeping.  It’s dangerous to take pictures while you’re driving, so I tried to be as un-cute as possible.   You don’t like watching me lick my belly, but I can only keep that up for about a half-hour.  I didn’t know how far we were from home, so I went with the nap routine.”