The Super Bowl Halftime performer is “Bad Bunny”.  I don’t know what that is.

“Bad Bunny” sounds like an OnlyFans channel, so don’t google it.

Maybe I read it wrong, or there was an error in the post.

If they mean “Bad Bugs Bunny”, they had better be careful.  They won’t like him when he’s angry.

A “Bad Bugs Bunny” OnlyFans site might start innocently enough.

Could it be “Bud Bundy”?  He’s been bulking up, but does he have enough material for a halftime show?

Doesn’t matter, since the Ohio State/Huskies fiasco, Sparky hasn’t asked about football and I’m not going to bring it up.

Wikipedia has a list of prior Super Bowl Halftime performers.

In 1974, it was “Judy Mallett (Miss Texas) on fiddle.”  That sounds charming.  She was appearing with a marching band, so it wasn’t just renditions of Turkey in the Straw and Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Everything went to hell in 1976 when Up With People did the show.  They were a splinter group of the Moral Re-Armament movement.  There are rumors that the CIA and USAID were involved.

Up With People also did the half-time show in 1980, 1982 and 1986.  This covert effort to undermine the Reagan Revolution went unchallenged until 1987, when Mickey Rooney and George Burns were brought in to clean out the rot.

In 1988, there were hints of the Golden Age of Halftime shows when Chubby Checker and the Rockettes were featured.  It took a few years to get their footing.  Elvis impersonators in 1989 were forgettable.

The Golden Age started tentatively with New Kids on the Block in 1991, with following years featuring Gloria Estefan, Michael Jackson, and a bunch of other major performers.

There is some controversy during the Golden Age.  The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney and The Who had large cultural footprints, but they are all from England, were football means soccer. 

It’s hard to say when the Golden Age peaked, but Coldplay, in 2016 was a low point. 

By 2021, when an unknown, literacy challenged, Canadian named “The Weeknd” was the headliner, the Golden Age of Halftime Shows was over.  Suburban adults would no longer recognize the music or the performers.  It’s not meant for us.