A trending prank is to throw a green marital aid onto the court at WNBA games.  WNBA officials are taking this very seriously.  That’s a mistake.

The WNBA should send a trained dog out to retrieve the sex toy.  That would be misandry, but the funny kind, like a bully getting kicked in the nuts.  You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at a dog running around with a neon green sex toy in his mouth.

Yes, that would make the prank happen more, but it would become an WNBA thing.  Part of the brand.  It would show that the WNBA has a sense of humor and isn’t threatened.  The WNBA would become more popular and watchable.  I don’t know why anyone would ever go to a WNBA game, so this makes it a little more entertaining.

TBH, I don’t know why anyone would ever go to an NBA game.  I did go to a college basketball game when I was at Clemson.  My office mate had an extra ticket.  Wake Forest had a little fella on the team.  He was fun to watch.  I looked him up.  He was Muggsy Bogues.  At 5′ 3″, he was the shortest person to ever play in the NBA.  Muggsy played in the NBA for 14 years, so he must have been a helluva a jumper.

That’s what I’m saying.  People need a reason to go to a game.  The NBA has the best basketball players in the world.  The NCAA might have a jumpy Black leprechaun or some other novelty.  If the WNBA has a sense of humor and dildo-fetching dogs, people would start attending.