Sparky was relaxing in the grass when I told him that the search was on for a new pope.  He was immediately alert and offered to help.

“I know where he is.”

Sparky, the last pope just passed away.  They need to find a new pope to replace him.

“Yeah, that guy.  He’s under the deck.”

No, a bunch of cardinals choose the person who will be promoted to pope.

“You want me to go under the deck and get him, or not?”

Yeah, go ahead.

Sparky didn’t find a pope or any chipmunks.