Sparky says that Snow White would be a better movie if the seven abominations were replaced with him playing all of the dwarfs.   Sparky said that in the movie, he could have a fake beard and some props, but he could give me a quick demonstration.

Here is Sparky as Sneezy.

Sparky showed me a convincing sneeze, but his character has to look like Sneezy all the time.  He can’t make his nose look red, but Sparky says he can look sniffly by occasionally wiping his nose like this.

 

Yeah, that’s convincing.