The last time Fort Knox was audited, was in 1974.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says there is an audit every year

Internal and external audits aren’t the same thing, but corporate media won’t explain that.  Who cares?  Nobody trusts the government, so audit everything and report the results.

Trump said, “We’re getting a little bit shaky. We’re getting the yips on this stuff. Like I want to find out.  We’re going to open up the doors.”

The President of the United States said, “We’re getting the yips on this stuff.”

What a great time to be alive.

Trump also said, “I’m actually going on this one. All my life I’ve heard about Fort Knox. That’s where the gold is kept,” Trump told Republican governors at a reception in Washington.

Donald Trump’s interior design style has been described as, “gold, mirror and marble”.  Of course he would go on the Fort Knox inspection tour.

Presidents are kind of lame.  When they take some time off, they go to Camp David, their ranch or Martha’s Vineyard.  They can go anywhere, but they never do.  Here’s where I’d go:

  • The gold reserve at Fort Knox
  • The cockpit of a SpaceX rocket
  • The salt mines under Lake Erie
  • The chamber behind Lincoln’s head on Mount Rushmore
  • The viewing gallery at the top of the Statue of Liberty
  • The viewing gallery at the top of the Washington Monument
  • Area 51
  • NORAD facility in Cheyenne Mountain
  • Inside a nuclear submarine
  • Museum or archive to touch an authentic dinosaur bone, Moon rock and Constitution.

There are probably a bunch of other secret places that only high ranking people know about.