Sparky wishes you a happy New Year.

Sparky said that he likes your chances in 2026.  This is the year you should get after it.

Sparky predicts it.

“Down by the creek, I was talking to a three-eyed crow.  He said that anyone who reads this will have a favorable year.”

I’m calling BS.  How’d you know it had three eyes?  You can only count to ‘many’, and that comes right after ‘one’.  There’s one foods or many foods.  One people or many people.  That’s you.  That’s how  you count.

“Yeah well, there was also a good omen.”

What omen?

“We saw a mouse.”

You caught a mouse, and that means good luck?

“No, we didn’t catch it.  I was distracted by the many crow eyes, and the mouse ran away.  That’s why you have to get after it.” 

Fine.  I’ll pass it along, but only because you so look enthusiastic and charming, while modestly not flashing your dick around.