Sparky said he wanted to thank Aunt Joanne for the Duck Recipe Gourmet Sausages she gave him for Christmas. 

“Take a picture while I hold up the bag!”

When Sparky made that suggestion, I thought he was being very considerate for an autistic guy. 

It was a ruse. 

Sparky bolted with the bag.  If you can say a sausage beagle carrying duck sausage can bolt.

I’m not sure how Sparky thought this plan would work. 

I suspect Sparky thinks that he is concealed beneath the balls in the snack pit.  Or he thinks I’m not willing to do what it takes to get the bag back.

I reached in, took the bag, then gave him a duck sausage.