Sparky and I are looking after a friend’s house in the woods.  I intended to get video of Sparky gamboling and frolicking in the yard, when he spotted a rabbit.  Sparky doesn’t like this video because he hadn’t shat yet, or even stretched his legs after the car ride.  Sparky says that he has chased rabbits much more ferociously than this.  It’s true, but it’s the only video I’ve got with an actual rabbit.

We compromised by tarting up the video so it looks like Sparky has night vision and bionic legs.

Here’s the actual video unadulterated.

After that, I waded into the blackberry brambles to extract Sparky.  He got a chance to gambol and frolic, then we hiked through the woods.  I checked the house and had a beer.

I like how my camera’s fisheye lens makes Sparky’s tongue look ludicrous.

Sparky figured out that he likes looking out the window.  Dogs usually like that, but Sparky was never into it.

After that big day, Sparky was worn out.

Here’s how worn out he is.  It’s 11 pm, and Sparky has been staring at me for ten minutes.  He can take a nap or go to bed whenever he wants, but he is trying to hypnotize me into going to bed.