Nobody should eat like this.

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That is a photo of the journalist’s new-and-improved breakfast.  It’s the worst looking thing I’ve ever seen.  It doesn’t look like food.  It doesn’t resemble anything.  If it didn’t have the white stuff, it might resemble a scat salad.  Mouse turds mixed with deer shit, with other animals contributing.

It’s supposed to be fruit, half of a granola bar, chia seeds, almonds and Greek yogurt. 

Why would anyone eat that for breakfast?  Just have black coffee and a cigarette, and live free.

How would anyone eat that?  Put some yogurt on a spoon, and roll it in the mouse turds.  Or mix it all together and eat a small bowl of disappointment.