Sparky says that Snow White would be a better movie if the seven abominations were replaced with him playing all of the dwarfs.   Sparky said that in the movie, he could have a fake beard and some props, but he could give me a quick demonstration.

Here is Sparky as Dopey.

Sparky has a hard time looking dopey.  He can make his ears stick out like Dopey in the animation, but that just makes him look alert.  He can carry it off by acting dopey.