Sparky says that Snow White would be a better movie if the seven abominations were replaced with him playing all of the dwarfs.   Sparky said that in the movie, he could have a fake beard and some props, but he could give me a quick demonstration.

Here is Sparky as Doc.

Sparky said, “Say, ahhhhhh!   Or maybe I could be a dentist, which is a kind of doctor.”

No, that’s what the patient does.  Sparky has been to the vet, but not a doctor, so he’s missing the point.  I told him to look serious and competent.

Nope, we still aren’t there.  Maybe with glasses.

Good enough.