When I was at the gym yesterday, one of the TV’s kept playing those ASPCA commercials.  I was telling Sparky about how sad those dogs looked in the commercial.

Sparky thought that was pretty funny.  He thinks that I’m a chump and those dogs are lying their asses off.

I called bullshit on him, so Sparky showed me.

It was uncanny.  He didn’t pull out his dentures, I was watching.  Then he holds his head a certain way so his eyes look bereft of hope and his neck looks like he’s starving. 

Sparky is the dog version of Lon Chaney Jr.